I’m thankful that …
... Ken Levine gave me this idea to steal.
... half of LA residents leave the city during the holidays, so it’s super easy to get around town.
... I can walk to the grocery store, to get coffee, to my yoga studio, dentist, multiple bars, restaurants and other businesses. Who says nobody walks in LA?
... I went to college at San Diego State.
... I didn’t go to BYU.
... We have the freedom to criticize this country because that’s how you get better.
... My TV is huge and awesome.
... I don’t snore.
... Dexter and Homeland exist.
... The Hollywood sign always helps me get my locational bearings.
... I live where others vacation.
... Twitter gives me instant news and prevents me from being bored.
... When a plant dies, I can buy another and not feel like a total failure.
... Somebody invented cocktail sauce for shrimp.
... Somebody else realized if you smash avocados up and mix with other ingredients, it tastes even better.
... All of my CDs are now on a hand-held device and sound much better.
... Simply clicking the “like” button can make somebody’s day.
... Josh Rawitch convinced me to go to Iguazu Falls when I went to Brazil, and I now have hundreds of photos likes this to show off.
... I told Orel Hershiser he was lucky.
... Oakland A’s announcers Ken Korach and Vince Cotroneo never go longer than two minutes without giving the score.
... Most people still do the right thing most of the time.
... The stupidest things make me teary-eyed … and Jim Valvano taught me that if you think, laugh and cry, that’s a heckuva day.