--by @Josh_Suchon
Are you settled? Getting closer. Movers finally arrived yesterday
morning. I did some furious unpacking last night, but there are still boxes
everywhere. Nothing is on the walls. The cable/internet will get hooked up
today. Last night was the first time in 10 days that I slept in my own bed.
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This is the view from my office/broadcasting booth. |
What do you think of Albuquerque so far? I haven’t seen much, except the
ballpark, my formerly empty apartment, my cousin’s house, my aunt’s house, a
couple sports bar, and a nearby café that provides free wireless. It’s not in LA, but what is? It seems like a good place and the people have made me feel right at home. Whenever I wear an Isotopes polo shirt, which is almost every day, I get a lot of "Go Topes" reactions. Oh yeah, the food options seem to be pretty spectacular.
When does the season start? This Thursday.
Can I listen online? Yes. The audio of every game is free
online at http://www.milb.com/index.jsp.
You can also pay to watch streaming video of every game. It’s $9.99/month or
$39.99/year at MiLB.tv, although you will always hear the home radio feed. You
can still hear the audio of me (for free) on road games, but you can only
watch-and-hear me for home games.
How do the Isotopes look? We should have a good team. It’s a good
mix of players with major-league experience and young kids in Triple-A for the
first time. A humidor was added to the ballpark, which should cut down on some
of the offense. More importantly, the Dodgers are now sending their best
pitching prospects here, instead of avoiding this level and having them jump
from Double-A to the majors. The big talk of spring training, outfielder Yasiel
Puig from Cuba, is starting the season at Double-A, but we’re optimistic that
we’ll get him here in Albuquerque soon. I have a bet with the Sports Editor of the Albuquerque Journal that we'll see Puig for at least seven days.
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Inside the Humidor at Isotopes Park. |
Uhh, what does a humidor have to do with
baseball? It’s over
6,000 feet here and that elevation makes baseballs travel further. It’s also really
dry here. When baseballs sit around in boxes for weeks and months in this dry
climate, they get harder. Then when they are used in games, those baseballs fly
even further. It’s like the baseballs become golf balls. Especially in the
summer, baseball games turn into pinball games there’s so much scoring. This
makes it very difficult for the Dodgers to evaluate players. Are the hitters
really that good or are the pitchers that terrible? The major league Rockies
were the first team to use a humidor, circa 2003. There’s a large enough sample
size to definitively say that keeping the baseballs in a controlled environment
gives the pitchers a better chance to succeed. The Rockies’ affiliate at
Colorado Springs added a humidor last year. The Isotopes are using one this
year for the first time.
What’s the story with the Isotopes
nickname again? For the
longest time, the team’s nickname was the Dukes because this city is known as
the Duke City. That franchise left Albuquerque and was moved to Portland after
the 2000 season. My former Dodger Talk co-host Ken Levine wrote a Simpson’s episode called “Dancin’ Homer” that first aired on Nov. 8, 1990. A
nickname was needed for the fictional Springfield team. Ken chose Isotopes
because: a) it was fitting for a town with a nuclear power plant; and b) it was
a ridiculous name. (You can download the script here.)
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Statue of Homer inside Topes Field. |
In 2001, “Hungry,
Hungry, Homer” was a Simpson’s episode in which Homer staged a hunger strike
when he learned the Springfield Isotopes owner was scheming to move the team to
Albuquerque. (This is also the episode that popularized the expression “meh.”)
After the 2002 season, the Triple-A team in Calgary moved to Albuquerque. The
fans voted on what should be the team’s nickname. Overwhelmingly, the fans
chose Isotopes. As a result of this nickname, and a spectacular logo, the
Isotopes are routinely in the Top 10 in merchandise sales in the minors. Inside
the ballpark are statues of Homer, Bart and other Simpson’s characters. We’ll
gladly accept your money if you want to visit the online team store and buysome cool Isotopes schwag.
If you’re a fan
of Breaking Bad, the main character sometimes wears an Isotopes hat. He’s a big
baseball fan and the show is filmed in Albuquerque. This summer, we’re hoping
that Ken comes to town and throws out the first pitch. He better throw a
strike, or else we’re booing the hell out of him.
What’s the relationship between the
Dodgers and the Isotopes? The
Dodgers provide the players, coaching staff and medical staff. The Dodgers pay
a (high) percentage of the travel cost, plus the cost of balls and other
baseball-related expenses. The Isotopes run the business side – the stadium,
merchandise, clubhouses, tickets, advertising and promotions. I’m an employee
of the Isotopes, not the Dodgers. When baseball returned to Albuquerque in
2001, they were a Florida Marlins affiliate. They’ve been a Dodgers affiliate
since 2009 and are signed through the 2014 season.
The closest
major-league team to Albuquerque is the Colorado Rockies, a 450-mile drive.
There’s some Rockies fans here, there’s always Yankees and Red Sox fans in
every city, and the couple sitting next to me as I type this from a nearby café
are clearly Giants fans. But overwhelmingly, this is Dodgers country.
You fly everywhere? Almost everywhere. We fly commercial.
That means a lot of 4 am wakeup calls to catch 6 am flights. I think there’s
only one direct flight all year, so it’s a lot of layovers in Denver, Dallas
and Houston. We’ll bus between Nashville and Memphis, Des Moines and Omaha, and
a few other places. Yes, I get to keep the frequent flier miles.
When is your book on the 1988 Dodgers
coming out? Wish I could
give you an exact date. I thought it would be in stores by now. It could be any day. I received my
author copies almost two weeks ago. I keep saying a couple more weeks. You can pre-order a copy now from the publisher’s website. If you want an autographed copy, send
me a direct message and I can sell you one of mine. It’s $24.95 plus whatever
the cost of shipping would be. You can mail me a check or PayPal me.
When are you coming back to LA? I’ll be doing book signings and other promotional
appearances during the All-Star break, July 15-16-17. Also back in September
for a friend’s wedding.
What’s the closest city to Los Angeles
that you’ll play? Las
Vegas on May 11-14, or Fresno from Aug. 3-6.
What’s the closest city to San Francisco
that you’ll play? Sacramento
on July 30-Aug. 2.
When’s the next time you’re coming back
to the Bay Area? Maybe
in October for another A’s-Dodgers World Series? Honestly, no clue. No plans
anytime in 2013.
What are you doing when the season ends? I’m staying in Albuquerque. I’m a
year-around employee. I’ll be doing sales for the team in the offseason.
Are you going to write another book? Of course. Need to get settled and focus
on my new job first. Then I’ll pitch my idea to the publisher.
Did you really run Steve Alford out of town in less than three days? Absolutely. This town wasn’t big enough for both of us. He had no chance. Aztecs4life, baby.